Perhaps the two of you can just go ahead and engage in the types of sordid sexual acts that you're both fantasizing about. That way it would spare the rest of the forum from reading your... correspondences, and once you two entered the post-coitus awkwardness and avoidance that almost always accompanies these kinds of things, we would no longer have to endure this very public flirtation.
Maybe Brucelee will even leave. A man can dream.
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