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LOL i wasn't sure because i do remember Bilbo saying ages ago, that he used to ab work outs before he fell ill to cancer or whatever. Can't remember exactly what it was but good luck to him if he is doing it, but i just find it strange if he is doing it he would want to be banned for a week.

Because a week isn't going to do anything, you might aswell be banned for a month. Or just forget about being banned and just do what you need to do anyway, you don't need to be banned to get a six pack.
The only way that boy gets a six pack is if someone tattoos one on his stomach.....maybe.
I can't even picture Bilbo sitting through a stomach tattoo. He'd be running out of the shop in tears 5 minutes in.
He'll get it done and then refuse to pay the Tattoo artist on moral grounds.

"because like I won't even watch the tattoo most of the time so why should I pay for it? Also the tattooist has spent money before in his life so therefor can indefinitely afford to keep making a loss because his lb (sorry pound) losing ability is proven to be endless"

He'll than ask saddo to ban him to his flat so he can hide from the angry tattoo artist.