
Originally Posted by
Kirkland Laing
It's not even the best cheese of all time. Buy a camenbert, keep it in the fridge till its expiry date then take it out, wrap it in a plastic bag so the flies can't get to it and wait. In the summer it only takes a few days. When the kitchen smells like a public urinal, that's when it's perfect to eat. If you're really lucky it'll have a minature orange fungus growing on the rind by then, you can either eat it with the cheese or scrape it off and add it to an omlette, it adds a piquant sharpness to anything you add it to.
The best food of all time is venison. Red meat with all the taste of beef but only half the fat and cholestrol of chicken, it's the Holy Grail of meat. If you roast a haunch carefully you get a quarter inch of brown on the outside and the rest solid rare red meat. Almost no gristle and if you leave it out for a few days before cooking to get a little smelly it greatly adds to the taste.
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