I went to the moon, so I don't know what you are all talking about.

It's a lovely place really. I went up there in my spaceship, did a few experiments and drove around in my moon buggy for a bit. There was a squirrel there drinking a can of Stella Artois lager which I thought was quite remarkable. I came back home and my Mum asked me what it was like on the Moon. I didn't know how to respond and found myself projectile vomiting all over the room. I never talked about my experience after that. It was too much to deal with.