I have 14 "Saddo Friends" but one of my friends is myself

[LEGION]

I have 30 friends and I'm pretty sure only 2 like me anymore.

I'm one, who's the other?

i like legion, i like to tie legion on a trian track and eat popcorns from his butthole while my wife tosses my salad.

Sounds intoxicating; let's do it soon.