She/He is an international spy, for MI6. The 'Emma' front is a deep cover identity she has adopted for a top secret covert investigation into Saddoboxing.com.

The authorities believe that this is a hotbed of political agitation, thus they are investigating Gogs. They think that there is a significant undercurrent of Al-Quaeda sympathisers here and are trying to get Missy's IP address.

Under new EU guidelines, any right-wing thinking has been classified as ThoughtCrime and there are warrants out for the arrest and indefinite detention of those international fugitives Lyle and Raleights. They will be placed on a 'grey flight' to Camp Sugar-Ray, where they will be brainwashed by the cult of 'Hitmanhatton'

Smashup's company have found out that he does no work at all, and have joined forces with Graham Emma to expose him and fire him for gross misconduct.

Snakey has fallen foul of stringent Australian customs rules, as he identified himself with a non-native species of snake. He is being hunted down and will be shot on site, just as if he was a British backpacker.

AdamGB has been named as the alter ego of the international assassin, ILL MITCH. He has disappered and was last seen in Turkey, on a double date with Jax.

X is merely going to be given an ASBO as he is a pain in the arse, but essentially harmless.