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I've not done all that many bad things to people. Though there was one time when I was about 17 and this geeky guy at school invited me to his birthday party and said I could bring my girlfriend. I thought he was a bit weird but to be nice said fair enough and I went. There was a lot of alcohol and I was on the vodka and orange most of the evening. Anyway, me and the girlfriend went out outside to be a bit intimate and in the middle of trying to touch her boobs, out came birthday boy. He saw me with my girlfriend and became quite shocked and thought I was molesting her against her will. He became so animated that I had to give him a bop on the nose. He fell onto the floor in a heap, got up holding his nose and ran away. The night was pretty much over after that. I think he deserved it, but it was the only time I have ever got violent with someone else. Not my style really, so that's as bad as I get.
Ahh great.
What was his name? Nigel Smithsonian Watson the third?

Yeah he deserved it, "Nigel fuk off back to the house "
He was a bit of a strange dude. Even after that he was trying to be friendly to me, he would always offer to buy me a drink in the pub. I had no idea what to make of him.
maybe he realised he was being a prat - even if you did smack his ass down.