Just got this on email - not sure if this is true but its funny anyway

This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a
six year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her
class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig
was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the
wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I
have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused ... then asked the class: "And what do you
think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly
"I think the man would have said: "Well, f uck me! A talking
pig!"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.