I remember a crazy fooked up mate of mine as a kid used to have big dirty shits in golf holes and then used to put the flag back up.I used to laugh my head off when he said,"Mate,would'nt it be great having a big diry shit inside a golf hole!"next minute he's running over to the hole and squating down having a shit

while i was just on my back laughing my arse off at him and thinking some poor golfer is going to have to pick out his ball from a hole of shit.Me mate is in prison now after turning onto hard drugs and robbing people,he was a crazy fooker but funny

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