Please give me 5 cool clicks so I can get to 100.

Clearly, I was too modest to trumpet my pathetic achievement in reaching 1000 posts.

Therefore I would be grateful if you could allow me to delude myself that I am a contributor rather than someone who posts aimless nonsense, non-sequiters and empty trivia like Graham.

I have no friends, so console myself during these long summer evenings by polishing my coolclicks and having tea partis with them all.

I only want 5 to replace some that I loved too much and have broken. Any extra ones gratefully received.