Quote Originally Posted by Kel View Post
English bastard, White bastard, Nazi Bastard was pretty regular when I lived in Bradford and I responded by beating the fuck out of them. I ain't lived there for 6 years though and moved away to get away from it all because I always reacted to any kind of insult with violence. Was years ago though when I was still a kid really.

Most recent was a Scottish fella that called me an 'English cunt' when I was up in Oban in Scotland (stunning place) at a friends party. I won't go into what happened but we were drinking together and having a good time about 10 minutes later and we speak on the phone a few times a year.

Anyway what's the problem Grinch?
I remember my dad being in glasgow, pretty rough pub...
this drunk glaswegian starts asking him where he's from

"Geordie eh? ay they're alright... just Scotsmen with no brains"
"you must be a geordie too then "

The bloke could of gotten pissed but luckily saw the funny side... from what I've heard people from the north east of england are pretty much the only englishmen rampant scottish nationalists will evel tolerate...