Pat Robertson says Haiti's heartquake is because Haitian made a pact with Satan

[Gandalf]

What a horrid man. I cannot stand people like him.

I hate the way that a book written by humans can be taken to be the words of an almighty god. Religion is the corniest thing really.

Go tell that to the hobbit King

Beside, for the physical similarities, there is definitely something alike:

Who Bilbo?

I like Bilbo, but the Bible is where we have to disagree somewhat. Actually, where is Bilbo these days? He hasn't posted in weeks.