Reminds me of a funny story in the newspaper a couple of years ago.

A Turkish man was caught in the dead of night having sex with an Exmoor Pony on the moors.

The funny thing was he was spied by police helicopter!

I would have loved to to have seen him running across the open moor, trousers round his ankles whislt the police shine a spotlight on him from their chopper and start shouting at him through a loud speaker