Calzaghe issues apology

[Kev]

Ah poor Joe, I think his apology sucked though.

This is what my statement would have been.


'Dear fans. As you know I too have now become a victim to that fucking shameless sand n***** who has nothing better to do than bring others down, in order to elevate his own slime ball career. I spent many hours with this roach of a man and his insect like acomplices where alcohol flowed freely and yet the only negative comments they could provoke out of me in all this time was that Amir Khan is chinny and that Hatton's punch resistance has gone, two statements shared by every boxing fan in the country.

I would like to take this opportunity to describe my feelings towards the News Of The World, a positively atrocious waste of paper and a piece of shit junk tabloid that nobody takes seriously anyhow. Fuck them and all who write for them.

I am Joe Calzahge, I am a legend and I'm undefeated, this fake sheik is a dirty arab and a total asshole who left disgusting bum hairs wherever he sat his filthy behind and who attracted flies, like, well a skanky arab attract flies.

Good day to you all.'