No, I don't believe that there are too many peodophile Islamic fundamentalists to be worrying about. One of the first things I will do this summer when I come home is to go downtown at 3am for a kebab and check and make sure that there are lots of drunk people. I might even count them. I will also be on the lookout for thieving Romanian gypsy children which I have never seen before. I heard about them in a BBC documentary and they seem to be a new thing that has developed in my absence. Not to keen on the sound of them. I think the scariest thing about Britain would have to be the traditional indigenous children. Apparently they roam the streets like packs of wolves and eat old ladies.
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