Imagine if all the retailers started making their own
condoms but kept their own tag lines......


Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have
silk

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your
hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated
enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's
that simple

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's
the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do
all the hardwork

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin


Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof
in about 30 minutes

Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!

Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms
just cannot reach

Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the
world

Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and
play

AA Condoms - they're the 4th emergency service

Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor
seller !!)

McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it

Kelloggs Frosties Condoms - Bring out the Tiger in you
- They're Grrreeeaaattt