Villa Fans - Brunnie dumb arses
Leicester Fans - Learn to speak English please.
Leeds Fans - You're not a big club any more.........live with it!
Craig Bellamy - The mans just a twunt.
Lee Hughes - Greedy, road killer.
Jordan - Fat titted, talentless slag.
Paris Hilton - Small titted, talentless slag.
Any R&B artist - WTF is that shit all about?
Coldplay's Chris Martin - Shut the fuck up you whiney voiced coont!
David Pleat - Stop ruining my enjoyment of watching footie on TV
Amir Con - Nice guy until he started talking about "Brand Khan"
Gordon Brown - One eyed, un-elected, jock halfwit.
David Cameron - Eton wanker.
Steven Gerrard - Put some effort in when you play for England.
Naseem Hamed - What a prick!