top five crisps:

1. BBQ Hulahoops
2. Chicken Walkers
3. Frazzles
4. Mini Cheddars
5. Grilled Steak Real McOys

top five womens parts:

1. Tits.
2. Face
3. Arse.
4. Pudge
5. Legs

top five The Wire characters

1. Omar
2. Weebay
3. Chris Partlow
4. Bodie
5. McNulty

top five boxers

1. Iron Mike
2. Miguel Cotto
3. Paul Smith
4. Pacman
5. Nigel Benn

top five savoury snacks

1. Scotch Egg
2. Sausage Rolles
3. Savoury eggs (yes there is a difference)
4. Cheese and Onion slice
5. Cornish Pasty

top five birds

1. Asia Argento (bird out of xXx)
2. Kelly Brook
3. Bird with the nice arse out of The Unborn
4. Lily Allen
5. My missus.

top five top five lists

1. top five crips
2. top five The Wire characters
3. top five boxers
4. top five savoury snacks
5. top five birds