Gordon Brown

[JazMerkin]

I love this ol' chestnut. I've grown up in the black community and I have never ever met a black person who says they will vote BNP (although I do know myself and a few others have said it to wind up/take the piss out of gulllible people) and yet it's always a white person whose black mates are voting BNP. Brilliant

Also Sky News coverage has single-handedly made me a firm Labour voter. I've actually grown to like Gordon Brown, he's not a smarmy media-friendly twat, he's an ugly economist and it actually now feels like a protest vote going for him.

If he doesn't get elected I'd like a tv buddy show, where him and John Prescott team up and go around the country, with Brown just telling people like that dozy old cow the other day what they're really about. In the meantime, Prescott just walks around thumping chavs. TV gold.

Yeah Sky might aswell have had 'Vote Conservative' flashing on the yellow ticker all day.

No better than Fox News.

f*ck me, me, one and merkin all agreeing on something

Has the rapture arrived or something??

It's only a matter of time before we're all drunkenly bellowing the national anthem while doing black power salutes at an Amir Khan fanclub meeting...