AT THE POLICE LINE UP

A small guy about 5'2" goes out drinking and ends the night at the drunk tank.

He walks in and sees a huge dude standing being questioned. The dude says "seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, Turner Brown.

The small guy faints, when he recovers, he ask the big dude to repeat himself.

"Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, Turner Brown" he says

The small guy says "thank god, i thought you said turn around"