Quote Originally Posted by Andre View Post
Had a pearler last night

Im at my parents house digging through their fridge ,head in the door looking for something to mung on.

My dad Derek is right behind me.
Couple of dogs on the floor of the kitchen under our feet.
Front door bell rings my mum says "Oh hi there such and such" ...

In walks a family but right out in front is their black dog who strolls in on his rear legs walkin like we do and he is huge he is 6 2, 6/3 has matted black hair and a hat like a dutch pork pie style hat matted out of the same black fur.

Around him runs a doberman full size, scarey looking thing
(Im still peekin around the fridge door into the lounge room.

Black dog leans over grabs the doberman with his teeth and flings him back behind him and walks into the kitchen and says "Hello Derek" to my dad .

Im still just comming up from looking in the fridge door and the dog turns and sees me and is about to speak and Im smiling at him cause i like him alot already.

Black dog looks down at the floor and sees the two little dogs laying there and says " You may want to move them in case i wish to lay down all of a sudden there could be some blood"!

"Also I may try and fuck one of them and I'd probably do a pretty good job."

he turns to me..as he put his paw on my shoulder

"Oh you must be Andre" : I said yeah mate oh you must be ...?

I woke up laughing and told my misses.


Good start to today

Awesome dream mate, love these wierd and wonderful dreams that still seem so vivid the day after. I stopped smoking the green a while back now, still do it but only once a week. When i stopped smoking it though my drams went mad as fuck, really vivid, to the point i was waking in the morning thinking 'was that shit for real' !?!