Saddoboxing head to head debates

[Gandalf]

I don't feel dinosaurs or man have ever existed at all , it is all an illusion created by the matrix.
I for one am a negative reality inversion.

TBH I have always felt the same way. "Why do they keep trying to put me in a box?" I would argue as a kid. "Don't they realise that I am a negative reality inversion?".

Any ideas for the next debate anyone?