Everyone usually has one (ot 3-4 they can pick a winner from)

There are three jokes that stand out for me over the years and my favourite was a short one i first heard about 4 years ago.


And that was the one where you say to someone "Ken Dodd's dad died last night"

They reply "Did he ??" (80-90% of people will)

And you say "no - Doddy !!"

stupid but genius if you ask me. The day I heard it I spent about an hour at work just phoning people and saying it. Sad but true....