Quote Originally Posted by generalbulldog View Post
I remember an old thread in the Let's get it on section where Skel was talking about how he did his prison time in the UK. It sounds to me like camp Snoopy. Playstations, playing pool, having cellphones, Tvs, MP3 players, laptops, conjugal visits (basically being able to fuck your wife or gf), being able to play soccer/football, all on the government's expenses. So it's not really he's going to do time.

Hell if I had no job skills and no job and was a UK resident, I think I would like to commit a crime in the UK (something like assault with a deadly weapon on someone I hate) and get sent in a few years in a UK prison and just kick back and relax on the government's expenses.

pretty soft touch in the uk we are mate

this bloke will have the rule of a wing by the end of the week what with his gypsie background and the fact he can put spells on people

but power means very little in british prisons. Everyones too concerned with clocking halo 3 or getting to level 60 on their farmville accounts to be worrying about gang feuds