Alphabet Soup and more messy titles...If Suliman ran Saddo's

[donnydarkoIRL]

Just spoke to Jose Suliman and a couple of the other sanctioning bodies president's there, he's taking a liking to Saddo's and named....

Wacko3205 - Saddo's Champion Emeritus
See he was the Forum's top poster, but he's not been here in a while, but he might be back, so Emeritus status for him...

CutMeMick - Saddo's Diamond Belt Champion
Mick, another top poster, but Mick likes cool stuff- so Suliman thought it'd be great to give him a normal belt with loads of shiny cool new stuff on it.

Killersheep - Saddo's "Super" World Champion
Now Killersheep is the honest, likeable World Champion type, but the WBA wanted to clear him out of the way so they could get some exciting prospect to fight for an alleged "WORLD TITLE" without risk- so they gave Killer the nice "super" moniker to nudge him out of the way...

Bilbo - Saddo's World Champion
Now Bilbo's the source of excitement, the prospect. But he doesn't like to conform, flies his own flag so to speak. He's exciting and keeps people inerested so Suliman having gotten Killer out of the way grants him World Champions Status, Biblo accepts in a wonderful ceremony...

CFH- Saddo's Interim World Champion
Bilbo told the sanctioning body he's sleeping in and not going to be active when he's told- he'll do things his way.... The sanctioning body says they are really stuck and ask CFH to be Interim World Champion in Biblo's absence. CFH takes on the belt, reps it well, but Bibo taunts him that he's not actually the Champion, CFH accuses Bilbo of homosexuality....

Big H - Saddo's Intercontinental Champion
I don't really know why this title exists... Big H is a good poster, not based in America, maybe he'd be Interim Champ if he was American. But he's not so they give him this glorious belt, H knocks a party out of it anyway

Youngblood - Saddo's Junior Intercontinental Champion
Hmm... now as the name suggests he is young, but showing real potential... you see the guys coming out of Canada recently? Pascal, Lemieux etc. we gotta make sure he keeps doing business with us, so he gets the Junior Intercontinetal belt. Although he did encounter some difficulty getting the belt- the postman actually dropped it at his cousins house first and he had to walk all the way there to collect it.

Spicoli - Saddo's North Americas Champion
Well Suliman rand Spicoli up and he wasn't busy. Spicoli's a modest cool guy and wasn't searching for a title, but he wasn't busy for the weekend so he did them a favour and took this title.

Fenster - Saddo's European Title
Fenster is a really good guy. But he's opinionated and honest- Suliman will not stand for it! Fob him off with a Euro title and ignore him until he has loads of paying fans. FACT

The great president reposes to think of new titles for everyone...