Who should I follow?

[Dizaster]

I'm still stuck in the early 90's I dont even have a cellphone. I'm gonna laugh when you all get ear cancer though. I dont get the whole attention whore/twitter thing. Look at what I'm doing now, look at me please!!!!

I take the exact same comfort in the fact I do not on a cellphone, and feel all the healthier for it... No brain cancer for me...

My lungs on the other hand should probably end my boasting..