Re: How many girls have you been with?

Originally Posted by
Saddo
yeah sorry about that... hope all you future mice understand

Somebody asked me and my mates this question in a pub a few years ago and we were all saying, I've been with 10 birds, I've been with 25 bla bla bla, then one of the young geezers who was going rounds wiv us said I've been with 40, but 12 of them were whores, then my mate who's an ex Marine, who wasn't originally in the conversation, sticks his neck in and says, "I've done 85 woman about 50 whores and 3 Thai Boys so you can all fukk off"
Kinda won the argument
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