The Pacquiao!

[Conrad]

A mate of mine owns a cocktail bar. For the record I dont usually drink cocktails as they're gay, except between 7 and 9pm when they're two for one.

Anyways, when I do drink a cocktail I always go for the one with the most alcohol - in this instance a Long Island Ice Tea. Last night my mate asked why I chose one of those and I answered because it's pound for pound the best one on the menu, The Pacquiao!

This got my mate thinking, he wants to create a cocktail called The Pacquiao. So, have you any suggestions as to the ingredients?

My mate can't get any PeDs before you say and we've already got The Mayweather cocktail sorted. It's basically a glass of water, looks like vodka but got no substance.