Quote Originally Posted by Vodka
Put some close on while sitting at the computer! (Missy? is that you?) She's obviously a lady from this site, we just don't know which one.



dear oh dear, first there is 'close' we imagine for clothes then the fact that you have an obsession with me, thirdly you fantasy involving me has uncovered the fact that you're a gay tubby chaser. I suggest you lay of the meths at weekends.