Going to the jungle

[Gandalf]

Sleeping in a jungle is one of the most unnerving things I have ever done. You want to go to sleep and everything else is waking up. Creatures running around in the trees, bugs and reptiles crawling over you...worst few nights of sleep I ever got. I see this going horribly bad for you Miles. Wait till I get back from Afghanistan so I can mount the Saddo rescue team to come find you.

Yeah, but you get to do the seriously hardcore sleeping in the jungle. All this other stuff seems to be packaged and you can't actually do it properly. It's all papaya on a plate and hanging out with village kids.

I'm not sure if I can be bothered with it now.