News of the World to close down

[Dark Lord Al]

OMG how will the everyday drones find out where Elvis is each week ?
he could well be on a market stall near you ,or on the moon.
how will they go on in life ?

to sum up the News of the World , to our American and international friends -

If you had no toilet roll to wipe your ass with , and you used a News Of The World paper, more shit would come off the paper than your ass!