New Spiderman is now named Miles and could be gay in the future

[Gandalf]

Fantastic I have always thought I would be a great spiderman. I have that look, but Jazz is likely a better shade of black than me. Clearly another thing to make Bilbo jealous. He would just be gay, couldn't be sipderman at all.

My movie is coming out in 2012 Miles.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) - IMDb

It will almost certainly be the highest grossing film of that year.

Try topping that you thin, spidery cunt.

Bloody capitalists! "Ooh mine, sold more than yours". Not the correct way to think at all. The world would be a poorer (or richer) place if everyone was like Floyd Mayweather.

But yes, it looks like a potentially good film. Obviously I am more excited about the new Superman.