OK well there's this story about the famous pirate Red Shirt Ron, he was the toughest S.O.B to sail the 7 seas! He was called Red Shirt Ron because in the heat of battle he would always wear his red shirt and stand at the bow of the ship daring his enemies to shoot him and if he was ever hit, the red shirt hid the blood so as not to frighten his crew during combat or a raid. Well one day Ron's boat was out searching for prey and the lookout called out "Ship A Hoy!"...."Cappin' it be one of the Royal Navy!". Red Shirt Ron steeled himself for the battle that was about to ensue, he called his cabin boy over but before he could say anything the lookout had spotted 2 more vessels of the Royal Navy off the port bow. Red Shirt Ron told the cabin boy to fetch his famous red shirt, but then the lookout yelled another alarm "3 more ships to starboard Cappin'! We're surrounded"....Red Shirt Ron then called out for the cabin boy again and said "Lad, while you're fetching my red shirt, make sure you get my brown pants too"

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