If you had the choice of being a man or a woman, what would you choose?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

But yeah, that van driver is a total idiot. How can you get stuck on a track like that?

Because people are relying on technology and not using their brains. I was travelling with a couple. We were pulling off a motorway service station car park...and sat navs can take a moment to catch up when doing sharp turns...now rather than him reading the signs he did a full 380o turn because the satnav told him to. He called the machine stupid No sir. The big EXIT sign should have been your first clue.