Has anyone ever become obsessed with you?

[amat]

yb is just trying to kill bilbo with jealousy.

In high school, my best friend's girlfriend's best friend (does that make sense) was this Indian girl who had a body that I'm not kidding was like a 10 out of 10 but a face that was 0 out of 10. It was the worst butterface of all time. No amount of alcohol could overcome the large nose, braces, she always appeared to have a mustache even though her friend said it was just how her skin was shaded. It was really bad. I forget her name but she had a sister with a prettier face but some puge. If she had her sister's face then she would have been hot and super doable. She was pretty obsessed with me as far as high school obsessions go. My piece of shit friend always tried to follow his girlfriends lead and try to encourage me to hook up with her and I felt like punching him on every occasion.

Then this time last year I had just broken up with my ex and I was in the journalism room at school doing some editing for the paper while another class was going on. I had the same professor as I did for first year, one of the girls in the class didn't have a book. So the teacher asked me if I still had a book. I did and she told me to let this girl borrow it. I didn't have it on me so I got her number. She was really really bangin but super super Mexican (half Brazilian too) She had the winged out eye makeup, the four dots tattooed on her hand, red converse, red highlights red everything. So I got her number and told her I would drop it off. As soon as the class was over she texted 'hey' and I replied that I was gonna be there for a bit and I would drop it off later. Then she started talking about what I was doing that night, if I had a girlfriend and all this crazy stuff. I was so shocked I couldn't believe it was happening and that night she came to my house (I was living alone) and literally 5 hours after I met her we fucked and it was amazing. After that she did become kinda obsessed, but that lasted all of a week because she was from Fresno and her sister had MS and died. I heard from her once afterwards and then met my current girlfriend a short time after. That was a wild week though. She sent me like over 1000 texts in the course of a week it was nuts.

[Gandalf]

What is going on with the rhetorical style of the young people on this site? I have to blink and wince every time I get through a sentence, but what makes it worse is that the sentences are so poorly put together they are almost like half sentences bunched together. This is America before true austerity. God help that nation. I see a generation of Kid Thunder types on the rise. The UK is likely headed much the same way.

[Andre]

What is going on with the rhetorical style of the young people on this site? I have to blink and wince every time I get through a sentence, but what makes it worse is that the sentences are so poorly put together they are almost like half sentences bunched together. This is America before true austerity. God help that nation. I see a generation of Kid Thunder types on the rise. The UK is likely headed much the same way.

Chemicals in hydroponics Miles.

[amat]

What is going on with the rhetorical style of the young people on this site? I have to blink and wince every time I get through a sentence, but what makes it worse is that the sentences are so poorly put together they are almost like half sentences bunched together. This is America before true austerity. God help that nation. I see a generation of Kid Thunder types on the rise. The UK is likely headed much the same way.

Are you talking about me? Calm the fuck down you snob. It's an internet forum, not a research paper. I don't give much thought to sentence structure or editing when writing on an internet forum. I'm actually a really good writer, it's just not important to me on this board. If you can't understand what I'm typing then it's more then likely reading comprehension issues on your part.

[amat]

If I could sad click you 50 times, I would. Honestly.

[Youngblood]

hahahha u tell em broski. ^5 werd.


I could write Miles into the fucking ground and embarrass him if I so much as felt the slightest urge to have him throw an embarrassing hissy fit and run off with the biggest case of butthurt the forum has seen. Well, since Miles' last big case of giant butthurt that is. But I've grown to be a more gentler, kinder individual.

[Gandalf]

hahahha u tell em broski. ^5 werd.


I could write Miles into the fucking ground and embarrass him if I so much as felt the slightest urge to have him throw an embarrassing hissy fit and run off with the biggest case of butthurt the forum has seen. Well, since Miles' last big case of giant butthurt that is. But I've grown to be a more gentler, kinder individual.

Pfft, judging by that post I don't think so. If I had known it was only you sadclicking me it would have had no effect. Your writing is hardly going to have the desired impact either. I think there are several people here who write very well, but I can't say that I have ever noticed you within that select group. You have the touch of the Amat in your rhetorical style sometimes, but sometimes it is better. Not that I am suggesting everone needs to write like Tolstoy, but it would be nice if people considered their words a little more sometimes. I like to read a good post, but it enhances it so much if it is considered and has a basic respect for form and structure. Orwell is one of my favourites and one of his key messages was to keep writing simple. I agree with that and so if the writing is simple, then everything else needs to be up to scratch.

[Gandalf]

If I could sad click you 50 times, I would. Honestly.

Now that is what I call butt hurt.

[Youngblood]

Miles, I think you fail to realize that many of us only care to get meaning across on an internet message board. We don't try to add some sort of whimsy and writing flare to our posts in the pathetic and pretentious manner you do, because we simply are not of the same breed of attention whore that you are.

Glad we got that sorted.

[Gandalf]

Miles, I think you fail to realize that many of us only care to get meaning across on an internet message board. We don't try to add some sort of whimsy and writing flare to our posts in the pathetic and pretentious manner you do, because we simply are not of the same breed of attention whore that you are.

Glad we got that sorted.

Generally speaking I do too, but it is good to have your own identity. My posts are pathetic and I'm an attention whoreish? Erm, okay. I call it having a laugh and also being to laugh at one's self. I might be pretentious, but it's not as though I am not self mocking too. I just post in my own style and generally speaking I tell an anecdote in a smooth reading, humourous way. I don't think anecdote telling is one of my weak points. It's one of my strengths. For instance, my jungle account is lovely stuff. Okay, one or two errors in there because I too was typing in haste, but on the whole a jolly and charming piece of writing.

[Andre]

yb is just trying to kill bilbo with jealousy.

In high school, my best friend's girlfriend's best friend (does that make sense) was this Indian girl who had a body that I'm not kidding was like a 10 out of 10 but a face that was 0 out of 10. It was the worst butterface of all time. No amount of alcohol could overcome the large nose, braces, she always appeared to have a mustache even though her friend said it was just how her skin was shaded. It was really bad. I forget her name but she had a sister with a prettier face but some puge. If she had her sister's face then she would have been hot and super doable. She was pretty obsessed with me as far as high school obsessions go. My piece of shit friend always tried to follow his girlfriends lead and try to encourage me to hook up with her and I felt like punching him on every occasion.

Then this time last year I had just broken up with my ex and I was in the journalism room at school doing some editing for the paper while another class was going on. I had the same professor as I did for first year, one of the girls in the class didn't have a book. So the teacher asked me if I still had a book. I did and she told me to let this girl borrow it. I didn't have it on me so I got her number. She was really really bangin but super super Mexican (half Brazilian too) She had the winged out eye makeup, the four dots tattooed on her hand, red converse, red highlights red everything. So I got her number and told her I would drop it off. As soon as the class was over she texted 'hey' and I replied that I was gonna be there for a bit and I would drop it off later. Then she started talking about what I was doing that night, if I had a girlfriend and all this crazy stuff. I was so shocked I couldn't believe it was happening and that night she came to my house (I was living alone) and literally 5 hours after I met her we fucked and it was amazing. After that she did become kinda obsessed, but that lasted all of a week because she was from Fresno and her sister had MS and died. I heard from her once afterwards and then met my current girlfriend a short time after. That was a wild week though. She sent me like over 1000 texts in the course of a week it was nuts.

Whats the four dots mean Amat?