What is wrong with my computer?

[CutMeMick]

I swear to god you text talk one more time Im coming round to your house and having a posh wank with your special glove.

IM ON MY FCKN FONE!
I cant b bthrd to type out regrly on dis thing. Id b here all fckn day jst tryng to type one rspnse out...
Now fck off u wanka.

Bad news dude. While you're out and about and using your phone for the internet, someone left their own special "DNA" signature over the glove. Hard times.

No worries... Clean up is my fav part.

[Memphis]

I swear to god you text talk one more time Im coming round to your house and having a posh wank with your special glove.

IM ON MY FCKN FONE!
I cant b bthrd to type out regrly on dis thing. Id b here all fckn day jst tryng to type one rspnse out...
Now fck off u wanka.

Bad news dude. While you're out and about and using your phone for the internet, someone left their own special "DNA" signature over the glove. Hard times.

No worries... Clean up is my fav part.

I hope you've got a long tongue..............I manage to fit in the fucking thumb

[Preme]

Get a room