Happy Birthday Missy! I'll take this time to tell you that in spite of how I usually tease you in equal measure like I do all members, it being your birthday, I won't today.

But instead I offer one mercy fuck to you, if you can manage to make it here to my house before the end of today. My time, EST. (not w/e weird time you British use). Bringing a 6 pack of beer and fresh bag of Doritos wouldn't hurt your cause either.

As always, my love, and Happy Birthday,
YB