Has anyone ever become obsessed with you?

[Gandalf]

And clearly you can tell how drunk I am by how well my sentences hang together. The more drunk I get, the more they fall apart and I almost end up non-verbal. I guess I've had a few rough nights recently and it doesn't help to drink an entire beer glass of whiskey, which I did that particular night. Actually that night was almost supernatural, I shouldn't be alive.

In that state of mind or lack of, I guess I can be quite rude, but everyone knows me here so no big deal. Everyone is rude to everyone round here anyway.

You meant whiskey glass of beer, right? Lets not kid ourselves........

Haha, no I'm quite serious. This crazy woman came over with a half full bottle of whiskey and gave a little to my coworker, then herself and filled mine right to the top. I drank it all, but was totally wasted afterwards. She obviously used it as a strategy to pull me, but she had no idea what she was dealing with. I don't go off with random women. I think I must have had about 6 pints of beer before that. I was pretty drunk. Had no idea I was threatening to leave again.