What Guiness world record would you like to set?

[El Kabong]

...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated

When you think this one through its actually pretty weird...

I mean, you want to fuck hot women and be recognised for it, that's a lofty goal, I accept that, but why limit yourself firstly, to just supermodels? There aren't actually that many genuine supermodels, and most are very skinny, even by my standards. SEcondly why would you want each one to give you a child? Do you have any idea of the maintainence you would be paying Right now old washed up Helena Christianson is claiming some ridiculous monthly child maintainence from her estranged (now remarriwd) lover. She wants him to pay for nannies, all of her beauty treatments and products etc running into 10's of thousands a month. Sure you get to fucki these girls, but the kids will just suck all your income and bleed you dry.

Nobody is more money scheming and shallow than a super model.

I'd lesson it to 'have sex with' and expand the base to include 'all fit, famous women'.

That would work better for you I think.

#1 I've always wanted a big family #2 you can't get blood from a stone/turnip however that goes.

[:::PSL:::]

Cum 100x in 1 night.

[boozeboxer]

Cum 100x in 1 night.

You think Pac would really spend a night with you?

[OumaFan]

I don't know about Guinness world records but I'm already in training to break Wayne's saddoboxing.com world record for strangest goodbye thread. It may be years from now but it will be great.

[El Kabong]

I don't know about Guinness world records but I'm already in training to break Wayne's saddoboxing.com world record for strangest goodbye thread. It may be years from now but it will be great.

First off who the fuck is Wayne? And secondly where is this thread you speak of?

[BIG H]

Must mean Alex W?

[Gandalf]

I've no idea who Wayne is and feel threatened by him.