How many times have you been sick this year?

[El Kabong]

...Its horrible when you can't fart with confidence.

[0james0]

...Its horrible when you can't fart with confidence.

But I thought it was safe!

(you watch Inbetweeners? Not sure if it's even heard of abroad, but I know you like your British humour)

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I've thrown up twice since I came in from work & will have to go for no 3 shortly I may be dying.

[BIG H]

I've thrown up twice since I came in from work & will have to go for no 3 shortly I may be dying.

..told you not to swallow it all

[Howlin Mad Missy]

no. I want a hug.

I want someone to stroke my head/hair and rock me as I slowly vomit froth down my t-shirt. I may even cry a little.

[Memphis]

Had five days off earlier in the year. Wasnt that sick but we've got a three strikes rule. 1 bout of sickness = 1 strike, doesnt matter if its a day or a week.

If Im taking a strike, Im taking the full week.

Missy man up for fucks sake, you're sounding like a god damn girl!

[generalbulldog]

I've only been sick 3 times in the last ten years. Even when I was a teen I can go around 2 or more years without being sick. The only times I remembered of being ill was when someone sneezed or cough on me. So last time I was sick was 2006 and before that 2002 and got sick once in 2000. I guess one of the factors could be that I work out 4 times a week and eat a lot of vegetables and fruits with minimal intake of red meat and I'm pretty sure my immune system is quite strong.

Maybe some of you guys need to check yourselves out and see a doctor, continually getting sick means a compromised immune system and probably other underlying issues.

[Mattyhitman]

...Its horrible when you can't fart with confidence.

But I thought it was safe!

(you watch Inbetweeners? Not sure if it's even heard of abroad, but I know you like your British humour)

Ha funny as fook scene, 'Exam Poo'

A lad I work with once stood up from his seat, and let out a fart, the look on his face was priceless when he realised he had followed through Stupid bugger then told everyone around him he had just shit himself