How many times have you been sick this year?

[Mattyhitman]

...Its horrible when you can't fart with confidence.

But I thought it was safe!

(you watch Inbetweeners? Not sure if it's even heard of abroad, but I know you like your British humour)

Ha funny as fook scene, 'Exam Poo'

A lad I work with once stood up from his seat, and let out a fart, the look on his face was priceless when he realised he had followed through Stupid bugger then told everyone around him he had just shit himself