hahaha is it.."local paper" time?

My ex booted me out the house few years back so i stayed in a hotel so we didn't argue etc..i rang her and told her to bring the "local paper" down cos i needed some numbers from it for work..

Run up about an 60 quid phone bill trying to locate 2 stunners who would fuck each other and have a 3 sum..some rancid spanish girl turned up about 1am..Greasy hairand pissflaps down to her knee caps bout an hour later Proper rinsed out from a hard nights graft hahaha Her pussy was actually cold it was that big.. Lesson learned that night.

Get em early eve before they're full up.