Got a little somethin' somethin' for you guys to read...
Look at you all gunning for me. I'm everything you want to be.
Even the newbies come by here and see what they one day aspire to be.
That's true - if they aspire to be really, really gay.
It's best if you stick to hockey 'eyy...
If your Canadian ass ever wins this it'd probably be the end of times.
Seriously what the fuck do you do in Canada?
It's like theres a big ass party downstairs (USA) and your not invited.
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