Ortiz is far too boring for this type of thing. No disrespect to him either. He's too young to have a story to tell and too inoffensive (we got the tough upbringing bit in the first week).

When Oscar himself has to resort to slating himself and his business partners (Hatton and Marquez "little guys," Shane and himself "done") to ramp up something mildly controversial you know it's not looking good.