Happy B'Day ono

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Does he still post here? Not seen him in ages (probably on eastside with half the rest of the forum )

anyway... Happy birthday

I think it's cos of that women he took 2years to get with, since then he's not on here much, must be feeding the horse

I believe that he got bored of her after he slept with her. I'm quite serious.

he 'fell in love' while drunk on holiday. Tool....then the excuses started to pour out. It's complicated, she lives too far wah-wah-wah.

Anyway you loser. Happy birthday

[Dark Lord Al]

happy birthday

[Master]

happy birthday, he has got a big head now that City are serious contenders, he does not know what to do with himself.

[ono]

Haha just seen this. The reason i don't post is a straight forward one. I can't remember how to disable chat. Chat fucks the works computers up (the computers are shit) and i do the majority of my postings in works time. Fuck the system and all that.

Thanks for the messages. Even yours Missy. Ryan, i know you've just missed me.

[Spicoli]

Happy birthday man. Hope u had a drink, lay and blast. All in that order. Cheers.

[ono]

Does he still post here? Not seen him in ages (probably on eastside with half the rest of the forum )

anyway... Happy birthday

I think it's cos of that women he took 2years to get with, since then he's not on here much, must be feeding the horse

I believe that he got bored of her after he slept with her. I'm quite serious.

he 'fell in love' while drunk on holiday. Tool....then the excuses started to pour out. It's complicated, she lives too far wah-wah-wah.

Anyway you loser. Happy birthday

She does live 6 miles away tbf. Saw her on Saturday aswell. Thumbs down. Not even a birthday kiss.

Just booked a week in Kavos....for this Friday in retaliation.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

um last time we chatted you were bitching because she lived too far away, you met some other bird on holiday...now you're off on holiday again without her. I'm sure she's thrilled. You get distracted & weird with her she gets weird with you. What do you expect!

[Mark TKO]

bit late but happy birthday anyway !

[ono]

um last time we chatted you were bitching because she lived too far away, you met some other bird on holiday...now you're off on holiday again without her. I'm sure she's thrilled. You get distracted & weird with her she gets weird with you. What do you expect!

I know. I'm the architect of my own downfall. On a site note, the girl i met in Ayia Napa....i'm off to see weekend after i get back from Kavos.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

um last time we chatted you were bitching because she lived too far away, you met some other bird on holiday...now you're off on holiday again without her. I'm sure she's thrilled. You get distracted & weird with her she gets weird with you. What do you expect!

I know. I'm the architect of my own downfall. On a site note, the girl i met in Ayia Napa....i'm off to see weekend after i get back from Kavos.

So you're a lying, cheating cunt & I want no association with you. Loser.

[Ghost]

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Fact.

If you're stringing someone along because it's convenient/you're getting a shag/attention you're an utter douche. You're wasting their time when they could be having a good relationship with someone who cares.

I'll add coward & selfish to that list.

[ono]

um last time we chatted you were bitching because she lived too far away, you met some other bird on holiday...now you're off on holiday again without her. I'm sure she's thrilled. You get distracted & weird with her she gets weird with you. What do you expect!

I know. I'm the architect of my own downfall. On a site note, the girl i met in Ayia Napa....i'm off to see weekend after i get back from Kavos.

So you're a lying, cheating cunt & I want no association with you. Loser.

Missy, don't be horrid.

I think you have misunderstood the whole scenario with me and Horsey Kate. As much as i would have liked to at the time, we have never properly spoken about being exclusive to one another. I did actually try to initiate the conversation three times. The first time, i just flat out told her i liked her. It was a mistake, and unknown to me she was actually involved with another guy at the time. I didn't get a positive response. I believe i became her back-up plan incase it went tits up with guy number 1. That's fair enough. I wasn't really annoyed. He was there before me and her feelings had already solidified towards him.

At that point i decided to bide my time. I knew it was only a matter of time before he'd get bored and go back to his actual girlfriend....which he did.

This was around March time. I was patient, spoke to her nearly everyday and accompanied her on a night out. It came to my attention that she quite fancied me. We'd been acting like a couple when around one another, although we hadn't kissed. Anyway, a few weeks of steamy texting ensued. Alcohol was the catalyst and for that, i am eternally grateful.

Then, one night in May, i actually made a move on her. It lead to sex (her idea). The week after, it happened again. At this point, i made attempt number two. I asked her what was going on. Again, i didn't really get anywhere. She talked about being hurt in the past and she didn't expect me to wait for her.

I actually thought i was getting somewhere despite this so i stuck it out. We carried on sleeping together. I brought it up for the third and final time. Nothing doing. It then dawned on me that she is a bit of an attention whore. All of her mates appeared to be compliment giving males.

Just before i went on holiday, she conceded that she liked me more than she realised. I'm sure she meant it in a nice way. This was on the Wednesday. She signed off the conversation with 'I've been offered a job down south, and i actually might take it' which was confusing considering i'd already conceded that i liked her too.

That Saturday, she sent me a series of pictures. She was in the Lake District with a mystery man. A friend from work. I wasn't annoyed, but i did find it odd that she didn't mention any plans of this particular trip to me beforehand. Infact, she only informed me of her destination when i noticed a great big fucking lake in the background.

Now, me and Horsey Kate had arranged to go camping the weekend of my return from Ayia Napa. I'd actually already paid for it, and considering how things had been going, i was contemplating asking her if she wanted to officially start a relationship. However, Horsey Kate couldn't get anybody to look after her Horse, despite me asking her roughly 17 times to make sure she had it covered, before i booked and paid for it. She assured me she had, only to fail.

At this point i thought to myself....I'm in Ayia Napa. I've waited 7 months for Horsey Kate to give me some encouragement. I've not had a great deal, do i really want to waste the chance of a great holiday by holding out for a girl who may or may not be interested. I did actually for a split second think about texting her to ask her for the 4th time - 'what was going on between us.' But then i remembered the 3 previous times, and i remember how unfulfilled i felt afterwards. I then realised that i really didn't want to ask her again. Infact, the idea annoyed me so much, i decided to make a list of things i'd rather do.....

• Poke myself in the eye with a fork
• Watch golf
• Set my hair on fire
• Watch every episode of Sex and the City, back-to-back with no toilet break
• Donate my monthly wage to a charity for bullied lesbians
• Attend a Frankie Boyle gig
• Wait for a bus in the rain for 90 minutes
• Play golf
• watch Wladimir Klitschko vs David Haye again
• Fall off a donkey on Blackpool beach

I hope this clarifies my feelings on the whole scenario. I did contemplate making a shrine for her in my bedroom but Asda didn't have any candles left. Now i've got a wall sized canvas of her face which i'm struggling to get rid of.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

you know exactly where you stand 7 months on... both of you communicating in round about sort of way etc etc. stop carrying on by text. I like a good natter that way but it is wayyy too easy to mis-read a situation or the intention/emotion that goes along with it.

how can you not know if shes banging anyone else?

stop asking her how she feels - tell her how you feel and what you want. If she bails then you get your answer. If she stutters then do YOU want someone who is only lukewarm towards you.

I like Frankie Boyle