Biggest Croc Ever found alive !

[Mattyhitman]

A giant saltwater croc weighing it at over a tonne has been captured in a remote Philippine village, the brute was over 21ft long
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/philippines...061040163.html


Like to see what Mick Dundee would of done with this big fella

[Master]

They can make a lot of shoes with that.

[Mattyhitman]

They can make a lot of shoes with that.

And handbags

[Andre]

Amazing the size of the scales on its tail are close to hand size scarey seeing that tail coming at you through the water worse than a shark.
Wonder how many people from this remote village have gone missing over the years?

[InTheNeutralCorner]

What's the fuss about that croc? That's nothing. There are a lot of bigger crocs in the previous Philippine governments, I'm not sure about the current one though.

[Andre]

What's the fuss about that croc? That's nothing. There are a lot of bigger crocs in the previous Philippine governments, I'm not sure about the current one though.

You calling "Crock of shit" there bro ?

[generalbulldog]

manny pacman should buy that croc and make him a pet.

[Mattyhitman]

The poor Croc that got captured is now being held in captivity, and denied the taste of freedom, and also the taste of humans:
Giant 'Deadly' Croc Denied Taste Of Freedom - Yahoo!

[pacfan]

Wow, I didn't know you'd notice. Thanks, I'm back
- just for a while though.

[pacfan]

A guy from National Geo channel just came to take the measurement and the croc was measured at 21 something feet, confirming it to the the biggest so far and would make it to the Guiness book. The croc has a name 'Lolong' and he's called 'Congressman Lolong.' That's because they call congressmen here crocs.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

A guy from National Geo channel just came to take the measurement and the croc was measured at 21 something feet, confirming it to the the biggest so far and would make it to the Guiness book. The croc has a name 'Lolong' and he's called 'Congressman Lolong.' That's because they call congressmen here crocs.

What about the senators, what do they call them?

[pacfan]

A guy from National Geo channel just came to take the measurement and the croc was measured at 21 something feet, confirming it to the the biggest so far and would make it to the Guiness book. The croc has a name 'Lolong' and he's called 'Congressman Lolong.' That's because they call congressmen here crocs.

What about the senators, what do they call them?

Guess what? Crocodiles have cousins, right? what do you call 'em. Hint: no, it ain't the Mayweathers, none of them.

[Master]

Saw an article in the paper which showed how to run away from a croc which is in a straight line which is obvious but there was a myth that it was faster to run in a wiggly loop to confuse the croc. They also said try and stay on dry land as they have the advantage in the water. Again stating the bleeding obvious. The paper also showing a lioness fighting a croc and seemingly getting the better of it because it had attacked her cub.