When I was younger my football team played in a competition in Yarmouth and Paul Merson gave us the trophies at the end of it.

My brother was in a pantomime once with Peter Beardsley and he promised that he'd take me backstage to meet him afterwards. When he didn't I stood and cried till he took me.

I used to play on the same team as Carlton Fairweather's son as well (he played for Wimbledon in the 1980's/early 90's). That's all I've got. A list or what