Can we do another facebook exchange?

[CFH]

FB is for losers.

Well we can't all find love on the bus.

Beside's if you look above you will see I didn't invite you.

it's called the 'real world' where people actually talk and meet.

I have no wish to join the ranks of online wank fodder you all share. I'm over 15, you wouldn't like me.

I often wonder whether you are attempting at humor, irony, low brain function, or a combination thereof.

How does one attempt low brain function?