went to the england game last night *WARNING* thread contains football violence


So im sitting in my local boozer drinking with some of the lads when in walks shaun the shiv, throws an envelope right at me and explains how ive been letting a fair few of the top table down by constantly obsessing over coke and slags

tells me, me and a fellow henchmen are going to the game tomorrow night, lairy little mob from swansea coming down on a coach and planning to turn over local boozer, gutted at the time as i fucking hate going to watch england now the flag wearers and face painters have taken over

arrive at the boozer 5.15, few of pompeys top boys in there, told them all about the fun we have in store for them on saturday, told me they had plans of their own.

Anywho im sipping on a pint when all of a sudden this roar envelops the boozer and in come a good 20/30 of wales finest, immediately charge the doors and they have it on their toes, me and 2 other lads chase after some bald headed slag and manage to put a pint glass over his head. Thankfully for him he had his running shoes on, very lucky boy

go to the game as ive got a VIP box and not to my surprise see a scene of absolute horror. Flags and painted faces everywhere, welsh fans mingling with english with not a sign of violence to be had, mexican wave got started and immediately informed all sitting in my section that each and every waver would get short shrift from me and my mate

what has the beautiful game come to, all about merchandise and having fun nowadays, not the game i was brought up on


in MANCHESTER today!!

 drove out of sunny london this morning and headed up north, fuck me its grim, pissing down where i am

got a bit of business to take care of, if it all goes well i`ll be 50grand richer this afternoon

anywho.......can any of the locals recommend me a knocking shop, staying at the radisson and ideally want a couple of slags who can stay overnight. Checked out this website Manchester Escort Gallery of Incall Escorts but the number is currently engaged


SMASHED some blokes juicy arsehole to bits last night

out with the lads having a beer in a friends local when some lairy paddy for no real reasons starts taking the piss and lauding it up over us

told him to behave himself or he`d get a slap but it made him even more aggressive. Literally threw him through the pub doors and introduced his head to the pavement.

Should of seen the state of his boat once id finished up. Went back inside finished my beer and then headed off to some posh tarts gaff and ran it ragged for a few hours on the spin


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just got back from las vegas!!!

iterally just set foot in the door..

fantastic little weekend away at my summer house, ringside seats at the mayweather-ortiz fight, mingled with a fair few A list celebrities

attacked 2 fellas on the strip for laughing at my gucci clobber that i was wearing, night in A&E for them 2

ended the evening at some socialites party, had a round on some kardashian looking model, must of passed out straight after, woke up at 6am to find her and a mate both noshing away on my hampton. As i was about to get on plane home some bloke who works for a company called vivid rings me up and tells me he has heard all about my "freakishly large cock" and would i like to audition for them, i told him to do one

gonna get some kip now....go karting with a page3 model this afternoon



This is just some of the shit he has been posting over there, has he been hit on the fucking head? When was the llast time he was on here?