I cut my lip on a cash machine receipt

[Gandalf]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

[BIG H]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

[Gandalf]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.

[Mattyhitman]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.

were happy

[Gandalf]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.

were happy

You failed to call me a cunt. I am quite disappointed. Come on you cunts, call me a cunt and let's lay all our cunts on the table.

My lip is holding up quite well just in case anyone was concerned. Bloody capitalists.

[Mattyhitman]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.

were happy

You failed to call me a cunt. I am quite disappointed. Come on you cunts, call me a cunt and let's lay all our cunts on the table.

My lip is holding up quite well just in case anyone was concerned. Bloody capitalists.

My apologies..... CUNT !

[Gandalf]

miles is a cunt

Unbelievable, someone gave you a cool click for that. Where are my cool clicks you bastards, I've got a scabby lip!

2 people now, and I expect that to rise throughout the day

I expect 10 by the time I wake up in the morning, still as long as it makes the crowd happy.

were happy

You failed to call me a cunt. I am quite disappointed. Come on you cunts, call me a cunt and let's lay all our cunts on the table.

My lip is holding up quite well just in case anyone was concerned. Bloody capitalists.

My apologies..... CUNT !

Well, that's 3! Come on lads, 7 more by midnight.

[superheavyrhun]

Miles, I understand how you feel.

In fact, as per my recent training course, I don't know how you feel at all, as I've never cut my lip in such a preposterous way. But I hope it heals soon. Putting some alcohol on it should be a good pain reliever in the meantime. Maybe four or five bottles of wine should be sufficient.

[Gandalf]

Miles, I understand how you feel.

In fact, as per my recent training course, I don't know how you feel at all, as I've never cut my lip in such a preposterous way. But I hope it heals soon. Putting some alcohol on it should be a good pain reliever in the meantime. Maybe four or five bottles of wine should be sufficient.

Thank you for the polite advice and for not calling me a cunt. That advice sounds absolutely fantastic BTW.

I don't know what paper they use in the UK, but this stuff welds to the lips if lubricated. It can only ever pull away layers of skin. It is a health hazard.

[Memphis]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.